We are proud to present the first glimpse of our crowning achievement, the Abomiton Soldier!
It will pour your tea, help you keep up with the latest trends, and best of all, it will defend you against any unwanted visitors.
It's so fast and strong. Order now.
UPDATE: Sales of the Abomiton Soldier have been halted by order of Emperor Belos. We at Blight Industries are sorry for the inconvenience.