Some say heavy is the head that wears the fez, but I say buy one of these fezzes so I can keep lining my pockets! You get one genuine replica fez designed after the one worn by yours truly, Grunkle Stan! Create your own Mystery Shack or go around entertaining people out of their money like I just did with you! Ignore that last bit. Whatever you want to do, do it. I don't care. I'm not your mother. Just keep away from Gravity Falls. These yokels are mine. Remember, when there's no cops around, anythings legal!