Take a piece of Mr. Mystery and the Mystery Shack home with you with this amazing bobblehead! Carefully crafted by gnomes, this is the perfect trinket for people (and monsters) of all ages.
Now, you may be asking, how can you afford such a wondrous treasure? With cold, hard, cash, of course! Do we take checks? What? Are you crazy?! Why are you keeping your money in a bank. The government can't be trusted! Keep it where I do, behind a painting in the living room* inside your house that doubles as a business.
Each bobblehead comes with one of our Gravity Falls postcards. Send it to your friend or taunt your enemies. Just do something with it. You'll also get a coupon for $1 on your next order at the Mystery Shack. Take this -$12 bill too. You may think it's less than worthless but I say you owe me twelve bucks!
You're guaranteed to be completely satisfied with your purchase, because you're stuck with it. Remember, we put the fun in no refunds!**
*Just an example. Don't actually look in the living room. You won't find anything there. And if you do, you'll regret it.